What if.......

What if I get a law degree.....
What if your point guard tells the team to set up an OOB play at the opponent's basket....
What if your husband says things like, "let's get a rootbeer float" at 9:30pm....
What if you stop at McDonald's to get the RB float and they say, "Sorry, we don't have RB floats."
What if your husband replies, "Do you have root beer?" (yes) "Do you have ice cream?" (yes) "Can't you just put them together and make me a float?" (no sir, we can't).
What if your husband says, "I'll just have a Snickers shake then" and they say, "Sorry sir, we're out of Snickers right now."
What if your husband puts the car in reverse and leaves the drive through. (There weren't any cars behind us)
What if God is trying to say..... YOU DON'T NEED A ROOTBEER FLOAT AT NIGHT. :)
What if you run into one of your former players while attending a game and she has her three children with her.
What if you feel old.
What if your post shoots the ball so hard it ricochets....
What if you're ready for Christmas to be here and it's not even Thanksgiving yet...
What if your rewrite A Christmas Carol and make Elvis the ghost of Christmas past...
What if you discover the kid who is auditioning for the part of Elvis has never heard Elvis because he says, "Thank you. Thank you very much" like one of those overseas operators who barely speaks English.
What if you just want to stay home curled up in bed for three days in a row.... but you know you can't.
What if you decide to stop wishing for things and start enjoying things.
Okay.... talked myself into it.
I'll stop.